ok i know all kinds of thoughts are goin through yo head right now when u look at this picture. some of you are like:

oh hell no

what u should really be saying is " this is simply amazing " .

most people ,, well females are confused about this piercing ,, they dont do the math and believe the hype. first off this isnt a "clit piercing" ,, this is a clit hood piercing. a clitoral hood piercing is a female genital piercing through the clitoral hood (the skin above)surrounding the clitoris. there are two main types of hood piercing, the vertical clitoral hood piercing and the horizontal clitoral hood piercing. neither of these piercings penetrates the clitoris itself. but since the vertical piercing is the best for sex thats the only im gonna talk about =]. clitoral hood piercing and an actual clitoris piercing are two different things. to get your actual clit pierced is rather difficult. piercing the clit itself requires you to have a huge fucking clit in order for the piercing to be safe. yo hood cannot rest too tightly on the clit itself cuz it would irritate the piercing. and you need to find an EXPERT piercer. not just any ole muthafucka ,, you need someone who is the michael jackson of clits and knows how to pierce em. because if someone performed this piercing wrong you could LOSE sensation and if they performed it on a clit that is too small you could have yo piercing reject(grow out)which could leave as my guy bestfriend would say "a buscuit" on yo pussy lmfao !!

dumb bitch: so whats the piercing its self like ?
me: *cough*cough* ok lemme skoo you bitch

almost every bitch with a pussy can get their hood done.(sorry guys bitch niggas cnt even tho u have a mindset like u have a pussy this is only for real girls with real pussies). we all are physically and anatomically suited for this piercing!!(yay). one way you can tell if u can get it done is the q-tip test ,, which can be done at home. this "q-tip test" shows that this woman is a perfect candidate for a VCH piercing. here is how you can do it at home. 1- lubricate or wett with water a regular cotton swab 2- place it under your hood so that most of the tip disappears 3- if most the tip is hidden under yo clit hood yo pussy is ready to be blinged out ccheeeaaaaaaa!!! like most genital piercings the healing process is relatively short due to the amount of blood flow to the area. during the healing period however, the piercing is a wound and can increase the risk of sexually transmitted diseases. so dont get to juiced bitch you still have DO & DONTS. read carefully !!!

" NEVER touch your piercing with dirty hands. Wash hands immediately before touching or cleaning your piercing every time.

The best place to clean your piercing is in the shower. Allow clean water to run over and saturate the piercing before you begin to wash it. This will help to soften and wash away some of the dry, crusted discharge from around and on the jewelry. Remove the rest before washing with a wet cotton ball.

For at least the first week or two, take showers instead of baths. Sitting in a bath tub could introduce bacteria or harsh soaps to your genital area, causing irritation or infection.

A soap product is not necessary for most - you don't want to kill the healthy bacteria that live in the genital region. A simple sea salt or saline solution wash twice a day (and after sex or masturbation) is sufficient unless you start having a problem. If you feel you need to cleanse the area more thoroughly, use a mild liquid anti-microbial soap (like Provon or Satin - ask your piercer about availability of similar products) and clean the piercing by applying a tiny drop of soap to piercing and jewelry. Then thoroughly rinse by applying clean water.

Pat (do not rub) piercing dry with a clean, dry paper towel or similar paper product. Do NOT use washcloth or towel, as these are breeding grounds for bacteria. Thoroughly clean piercing once a day for the duration of the estimated healing time for your particular piercing. Remember, this is an initial healing period only. Your piercing will not be completely healed until many weeks after the initial healing time is over.

DO NOT use any ointments, creams, or astringents on your new piercing.

DO NOT allow your piercing to come in contact with any bodily fluids for the first few weeks while it is healing. This includes saliva as well as semen. So, you are not restricted from sexual activity, but a condom or dental guard must be used for any and all sexual contact, or you are putting yourself at risk for infection. This includes masturbation and/or the use of sex toys.

BE SURE that everything that touches your piercing is clean. This includes clothing and bedding as well as your hands. If you experience itching or severe discomfort, you may be having a reaction to your laundry detergent. Switch to something without all the stain-removing and bleaching agents. "

dumb bitch: ok well you explained the shit but explain why hoes even get it
me: rolls eyes do i really need to explain that ? smh

the clit hood piercing enhances sensation DUHHHH. if you look at the picture at the very top you can clearly see the buttom ball sits directly on top of the clit. what most pple dont know is bitches get hard too ,, during fourplay or sex the clit gets hard and forms a solid ball round shape which rubs against the piercing. well most myths about walking and bussin a nutt are false but having this piercing during sex makes its 100000000000000000000 times better plus its super cute as well(hehe). if you dnt have a clit hood ring i feel bad for you. yo dumbass is missing out and yo boyfriend is a dumbass for stickin around with a boring bitch. so get crazzzyyyy get you a ring and master it ,, yes thats it be a RINGMASTER bitch =p.

shall we meet again ??