3.31.2010

P.P : thejuice


ok on the video below i spoke on the gift of p.p pussypower the juice whatever you wanna call it. i honestly feel kinda bad cuz for the bitches who have no .0z of juice ,, cuz its prolly not yall fault yall weak. ( *tears* ). if i wanna a least try to elevate this low life sorry excuse for a species of females i guess i can put yall on a lil bit. i said a lil cuz you bitches still are bitches and will take this shit for granted so ask for a mile all you want hoe im giving yo ass an inch !



fundamentals of the j u i c e
1- confidence
understand that there is always someone bigger and better out there regardless if they down the street or 15hours away on a plane. but the key is to understand this and not show it. now bitches dnt switch this a think im saying fake like you the shit. but if that ur the baddest bitch right here and right now. niggas dnt like hoes who are insecure ,, if u doubting yo own juice bitch the next muthafucka will


2- shut the fuck up
stop talking all the got damn time. take some mental notes bitch. how u gone observe and scope the scene if you too busy runnin yo mouth. dnt say shit or speak on shit if you aint see or hear it fasho. messy aint an ingredient in the juice bitch so dnt thinking bout adding it.


3- the next bitch
ok i have a problem with this. I HATE STUPID SHIT and every now and then one of you bitches decide to do something stupid and i like to talk about you and how stupid you are ,, look and etc for entertainment purposes or being annoyed or bored. off top you shouldnt speak on the next bitch or nigga period buuuttt eeeehhh since everybody loves to abuse freedom of speech it will happen from time to time. a bitch who got the juice aint worried about any other broad. whether you know her or not. a juice bitch just worried bout quinchin thirst not gossip. its rather hard but not impossible. but if you just haaaaaave to speak on the next bitch do two things : either say something nice or be ready to confront the bitch if she finds out you been speaking on her.


4-dnt waste time
bitch tick tock the fuckin clock is ticking ur pussy is gettin old soon yo titties gone sag and the whole 9 u aint got time to waste. use your time wisely cuz new bitches are being born everyday and ready to knock u down believe dat.



5- relax

please dont take everything so serious its all fun and games and there is a time and place for everything LIFE IS TOO SHORT


6-step your cookies up
ugh i hate that phrase cuz u bitches throw it around sooo fuckin looselyy like gay porn stars ass hole but ms.minaj speaks the truth. dnt hate. this should almost be combined with #3 ,, dnt hate. if the next muthafucka doing it big or bigger than you bitch #TAKENOTES. for example:
if you see this bitch who aint so hott but she turns heads dnt hate bitch say to yourself what is she doing right. observe that bitch. study that hoe and if u figure out what it is she doing or got u aint ,, fix it. do what she doing in YOUR OWN WAY ,, dnt jock a bitch ,, im not coo with that jock shit but put yo twist on how she doing her shit u feel me. this goes for relationships or sexual relations as well. bitch even tho yo pussy aint that powerful it got power bitch dependin on what nigga u fuckin with girl yo ass maybe god(to him). work the pussy right. if u get cheated on figure out how u wasnt workin yo pussy then work it 10 times harder hoe. then u got snatching. if yo nigga get snatched or whatever u do two things : if the bitch aint bad dnt roast cus apparently she prolly bad then a muthafucka in some sort of way if she snatchin or if the bitch is fuckin with it and shittin on you by all means let yo nigga go cuz in reality he is prolly better off. just make sure u step your muthafuckin cookies up so i dont happen again


7- use your muthafuckin noodle
pussy ass titties cute face and all the other physical shit can only get u so far. stay on yo toes hoe like u fred flinstone bowlin bitch. everything must be a riddle/puzzle to you ,, u aint smart enough to sit down and solve the shit off top AND THATS OK. think shit through. i mean everything from all angles. once u master problem solving and critical thinkin u pretty much coo. plus nobody really like a bitch especially and dumb bitch at that. ask any nigga a bitch who think straight gives good brain *think about it*


3.29.2010

Pussy Power : the juice

1- The vaginal control of a woman over a man AFTER he has hit it and not before. Because EVERY man is stupid before he starts fucking. Thus, any woman who can keep him stupid after he fucks possesses Power of the Pussy. (Hint: not every woman has PP)

2- buy power of the box mugs, tshirts and magnetsThe Power of the Box is a term that describes why males do dumb things because females make them do it, even when they have a choice in the matter. It also refers to how the female population will generally have the upper hand if the power of the box isn't controlled from an early age in the relationship and given boundaries.
Given that males are generally peace keepers we will forever be succoming to the power of the box.
Punishment of not succuming to the P.O.T.B can result is such things as arguments, no sex, temper tantrums and loss of relationship and further pass outs to go and hang out with mates being revoked and emotional blackmail.

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3.02.2010

Like & " LIKE " : are you fake





fake lesbian: when a girl pretends to be a lesbian and therefore turns on a member of the opposite sex

fake lesbianism a epidemic that is brainwashing girls from the 14- 24 at alarming rate! it’s the same bitches who said they would never “ fuck with a girl “ are now fucking girls. I personally think you can thank katey perry for bringing fake lesbian to mainstream suburb girls with her song “ I kissed a girl “ ( I love the song tho ). And we can also can give a round applause to the wonderful nicki minaj who I think is fake all together but I love her music as well lol. Ive noticed since ms nicki began to brake onto the scene many of my peers ( young African american females ) have be obsessed with “ signing boobs “ and “ getting a bad bitch “. I have yet to see either one of these celebs kiss girls or anything that’s has to do with being “ bi or gay “. I also thought about it ,, sex sales ( duh pejai bitch ) so of course I cant knock them for getting money pretendin to bone hott chicks. But come on half you bitches I see or hear who claim they like girls dnt get paid to “ fuck bitches ”. so whats the deal ?????

Along with the media portraying it is A ok to be promiscuous with men and women I also believe there are other reason why women “ turn” or become sick from fake lesbianism.

Curiosity - lets all be honest many females have thought about what it is like to be with a woman. Many have friends who have had an “ sexual experience” with the same sex and find it amazing. Porn also can be an eye opener. I mean on if you watch enough lesbian scenes you would want to act it out as well.

Males problems - many rape victims or young women who were molested by men tend to lean toward women to feel a since of control which they didn’t have during the time they were over powered by men. Sad to say a lot of young women have poor judgement in who they choose as a partner so they get tired of going in a cycle of cheating and lies with men and go to females. WHICH DOES NOT MAKE IT BETTER IT’S THE SAME SHIT.

Lemme explain something to you dumb bitches if you think fuckin with a bitch is a easy way out of heart break ur a dumb ass bitch and u need to go to hell on a full “dumb bitch” scholarship. Bitches are catty and moody ,, and if she is a stud she prolly has an ego issue. Most les relationships are violent as well. So think again wannabe cunt lover !!

Mother issues- we also have the young women who didn’t have a mother or had a mother who wasn’t there emotionally so they look for it in women.

Converters- converters are lesbians who find straight girls to prey on. a lot of women think about women but don’t act on it. And ladies sorry bitches are just like niggas and will game u up to get in yo draws. So if you have this broad in yo ear telling you all the right shit ( especially if you’re a weak bitch) you will fall right in the trap .

Now a days it is easy to convert bitches. 2 so called straight bitches can convert themselves. You know they might be bff in the open but behind close doors they are fucking. But there is a big difference between liking girls and “liking girls”. some females think the female body is beautiful and would have noooo problem totally bangin a bitch from time to time lol. Now that is just a bitch who wants to have fun. You also got yo bitch who wants to bang bitches because there “idol” is that’s a fake les. Then you got the hoes who just all around love bitches and will be with a bitch along with fucking her too. Then you got the bitches who do shit on the under. You know bitches be on the d.l too lol. I know a few hoes like that. You know tha ones who fuck bitches and say they like girls but dnt tell anyone because deep down they are ashamed or not sure of themselves. First off if you aint sure of yo self you dnt need to b fuckin with niggas or bitches (yall see how my lingo got ghetto).

The thing is with this fake lesbians or for show bi girls ,, they like to bragging about bitches or the gay lifestyle. They brag about things they don’t know. Most bitches are not mentally and emotionally strong enough to go through the bullshit that lesbians go through. For example prop8 and bashing even hate crimes and etc.. its like a slap to the face to girls who truly love women 100%.

To sum up a long story. Fake lesbianism is out there. Be yourself ,, don’t follow trends to try and become someone you are not or pick up a lifestyle you arent ready for and may regret so you can attract guys or be “ cool “. If you wanna have fun and be katey perry for a night and kiss bitches then that’s fine ,, but at the same time don’t degrade yourself as a person as a WOMAN. Your actions always reflect the pple around you and most importantly yourself.



shall we meet again ??

Big Boys Like Toys

recently i had a friend of mine ask me " how do i introduce my toy to my boyfriend? ". when you think of toys or vibrators im pretty sure you think about lesbians and ask yourself why the hell would a male and female want one during intercourse. honestly fellas toy can do things to a woman a man will never be able to do ,, well with his bare hands that is. if your girl brings a toy dont get upset!! and ladies just dont bring a toy into the bedroom without warning its almost like cheating and bringing the person along you cheated with. here are ways you can both enjoy your new age threesome :

1 Let him know that you understand he if he isnt 100% behind it at first and that you understand it is a new thing you and him both as whole would have to get used to using it together

2 Comfort his fears that it normal and many couples do it and you guys arent the only ones joined by a toy

3 Tell him ( over and over if you have too ) that you dont want to use the toy because he isnt good enough. many males will be quick to assume they are being replaced by a machine. hey throw him some game and say " even the best carpenters use power tools " lmfao hey it may work !! let him know he physically cant do what a vibrator can with his own hands but they cant kiss you hold you love you like he can. let him know all the good things he does in and out of a bed and double a batteries in a machine could never own up to that. you are not replacing him.

4 Explain why you wanna use it. ( every woman is different )
-might use it to spice up the bedroom
-you maybe not be able to come without it because you need constant clit stimulation and a hand or tongue might not trigger a nutt

5 Let him know he cant hurt you with the vibrator unless he is beating you upside the head with it. but if you do have a hood or clit ring you may want to cautious because it is possible to burn off skin

6 Be willing to make a trade. if he does this for you ,, you should only be fair and do something he would want as well

If none of these steps work you s.o.l lmfao j./k. wait and bring it up later or simply use it solo. i would use it in front of him to be honest ,, by your reactions to the vibrator he may become curious about it on his own.

goodluck !!! let me kno how it goes

BITCHES && INK


Name :
-- Janelle La'Shay Harper .. aka Skin , Jane or Nelly


Date of birth :
-- April 19th .. ima aries biiiitch !! aka , thee BEST .


How many tattoos do you have :
-- man .. I don`t even count em really .. Its kind of difficult ..
but besides my full left sleeve , & half right sleeve .. i have .. seven others

If you could be any super hero who and why :
-- CatWoman .. !! She was dope !! Hella sexy & mysterious in all black .. Tight leather / spandex .. Whateva that shit was .. Flexible .. Wild .. & feisty .. Like ME ;)

How old were you when u got your first tattoo what was it of and why did you get it ?
I was 16 yrs young .. I got a pink hibiscus on my tummy .. I got that flower because I'm mixed with hawaiian .. And pink because its one of my fave colors . Oh yeah , & under it says " Puanani " which means beautiful flower in hawaiian .


If you could mix a sex position wrestling move and dance move what would it be ?
-- hmm .. i would prolly tie the "waterfall" with the "backroll" mixed with jerking .


Does having tattoos make you a animal during sex ?
-- nahh , tha person I'm sex`n & the mood turns me into an animal .. Especially if there's trap music playin in the background .. I get wild !! Rawwrr ! I don't want no weak ass slow shit

I know people stop and stare at your body art work all the time. What is the weirdest thing you ever heard ?


-- I can't really remember anything that I would call "weird" .. Its always dumb shit like : what did ur parents say , what about when u get married , you know ur body is gonna change when u get older , or how are you gonna feel when you're like 50 .. I'm like blah blah stfu .. I'm grown & all of this is symbolism of who I am . I don't get tattd as a trend , fukk that . && when I'm 50 , I'll be in the shop gettn tattd wmy grandkids suckas !



Where is your fav tattoo what is it of why is it yo fav ?
-- that would either be the star under my lip because no one has it & everyone thinks its a piercing .. or my full left sleeve because it has a lot of representation of myself .. including hearts for love , hibicus' for my hawaiian background , my families names , butterflies .. you catch my drift ..


If you could tell young girls around the world one thing what would it be ?
-- to stay true to themselves .. N0T worry about what others say and think , always be Y0U and do Y0U . your soul is the roots to your own destiny .. these people are the branches and their opinions are the leaves ..

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