Masturbation: producing sexual arousal (and often orgasm as well) by manual stimulation of the genitals.

(clearing throat) as you all know i am a very sexual person. i believe im only sexual because im intouch with myself. get it "intouch" lmfao. so basically i had a total melt down because i started my period ,, which means no sex (unless u like fucking on strawberrie season eww thizz face). any who when my period comes around it doesnt just mean no sex with my babe(hi boo:-*) ,, it means nooooo touching myself either !!! i could just pull all my hair out strand by strand. yes yes i masturbate bitch ,, you do to your problem is yo ass on the ban wagon with the rest of the boring hoes who believe if you touch YOUR OWN pussy your gonna grow hair in on the palm of your head. WRONGGGGGGGG!! lol i mean come on think about it. who knows you better than you? who can please you better than you? and how the fuck you think somebody gone be able to please you if you cant even please yourself ?! yes masturbating is opinional,, but wouldnt you want the opinion to get to know your body inside and out and feel good while doing it. ooohhhh come on !! what you scared ?? of what bitch ? lol the only thing id be scared of is getting addicted and unable to function like everyday pple ,, yea it is possible to become addicted but who cares lol. im very open with sex and my sexual eperiences because i have sooo much damn fun and i just want yall to as well ! lol i have friends who look at me crazy when they ask me what im doin on my day off and i say " getting myself off ". shit i be stressed out and my boo cnt be there all the damn time right ? lol.

please dont be ashamed or embarrassed masturbation is a healthy and sexually liberating part of any chicas sex life. its the perfect way to learn about your body's sexual responses, so that you can become more sexually confident and a better slut,, i mean lover lol. i dont wanna toot my own horn but i mean come on touchin myself is how i got to be the ali of sex ,, knocking em smoooth out -oh to sleep that is lol. and since i care about all of you love muffins im gonna provide you with a few tips of mine to help you explore and take advantage of your ALONE TIME ;-).

female masturbation is more of a mystery than male because our genitals are more hidden than men. but once you master this art ,, OMG umm more like OMFG!!

get turned on first !
ive said this before and ill say it again there are two types of pple ,, hot and cold. hott ppple like myself are pretty much horny all the time and ready to go lol. but for all those cold pple you cnt jump right into masturbating try putting on some slow music that reminds you of sex or watch a porn(my fav) ,, phone sex is also a good way as well.

use your hands first !
first time jerk offs sinsay pejai is serious when i say dont jump into it. if you never touched yourself with your own hand and go out and buy a vibrator your gonna kill yourself lol. nooo j/k. toys are strong devices and you dnt wanna scare yoself.

note : im just going off my own experience ,, i wont be talking about any anal play cuz i dont fuck with that shit bruh bruh lol.

take yo two fingers put em directly on your clit and draw a circle around your clit with yo middle finger. women like myself enjoy direct clit pressure will fall in love this move. once you get pass rookie level you can try tracing the alphabet or names like i do with your index or middle finger. always begin with a slow, gentle roll and then accelerate the movement until you find the speed that works for you.

there also is the g-spot. now now im not a fan of doing this myself ,, its always better when other pple do it lol. lie on your back with your knees raised and insert your middle finger in a "come hither" motion. on the wall closest to your stomach, you should feel a spongy raised area ,, yeaaa thats the spot biaaaatch lol. because the sensitive part of yo gspot is actually on the other side of several layers of skin, it will respond best to pressure not stroking. try pressing your g-spot ,, if you dnt like it just stop doing it ,, masturbation is never forced. like i said g-spot stimulation aint for everyone. but if you do like it, try stroking yo clit with your other hand ,, a little birdy ( wink wink) told me that g-spot orgasms can make you forget english and slap yo mama lol !!

regardless of the technique you choose ,, is to be nice to yourself. masturbation is for YOU and you only. you are the only person you need to worry about pleasing.do what feels good to you. dont worry about having an orgasm. sheeeiiiit with all the nerve endings in your pussaaaayyy you will enjoy every minute regardless of whether or not you buss. try not to be afraid to move ,, rock ,, grunt ,, scream ,, and cry during sex with yourself. get used to reactions you might have when you lose control be silly be loud just let yourself go and JERK OFF lmfaoooo.

here are a few of my fav quick tips :
1- do it in front of your partner ,, they will love it TRUST
2- in the shower ,, if you have a removeable shower head ur the shit ,, stop reading and get in the shower ,, run now lol
3- toys : multi speed bullets glass dildos and the famous rabbitt ( which all can be found on puredelish.com

are you feeling yourself yet ??
I AM !!!!

shall we meet again ??


SHE DID WHAT ?? : Smashed the Homies

ever since vh1 launched the first season of the hit reality tv show "for the love if ray j" this fuckin phrase has been sweeping the nation. " she smashed the homies " if you seen the show you know exactly what im talking bout. if you dnt ( where the fuck have you been under a rock) smashing the homie is quite simple to explain ,, example :
james and brian are friends
keyshia fucked brian but didnt know james or that they were friends
keyshia some how meets james
she fucks him too
james and brian now discover they fucked the same chick
all together now SHE SMASHED THE HOMIE !!
its kinda like that rkelly and usher song same girl.
anywaysssssssss im writing this blog because i hear tooo many sides about how pple feel about "smashing the homies" and frankly the shit is annoying !!! lately "smashing the homies" has been a small trending topic on twitter and often the topic has created heated ass arguements.
so tell me whats the issue with smashing the homie?? and why is it an issue in the first damn place?!! pple come on ,, this world is tooo damn small for you to get butt hurt off of that. its the past you cant change that. what kills me is it the male fuck face excuse for a species that keeps this homie smashing shit going. yall niggas know yall the main ones runnin around here fuckin everybody shit lol. naw really tho ,, i had my share of smashing the homies ( noooo i aint a hoe shit lol ). ive only done it twice(see how i said only lmfao) and the first time i didnt even know the two shit heads knew eachother ( and for the record they both cant fuck -_-).
the first time i discovered i smashed the homie i wasnt ok with it. i felt like i was being looked down upon because of a carless mistake i made years before i even met that guy i was involved with. lets paint the scene :
back in 06 i had a one time sexual intercounter with ,, mmmmm lets call him miguel. fast foward in 08 i met ,, lets call him david. david and i began dating serious for 6months. but peep game,, just because i knew i liked david and could see myself with him as soon as i found out him and miguel were friends ( which was within the first week i met him ) i told him what happen between miguel and i so he wouldnt hear no twisted up bullshit fromt he next person mouth. so like the mature gentlemen i thought he was he understood(well so i thought) it was my past and he wasnt trippin. so tell me why this nigga dumped me six months later talkin bout he was uncomfortable because i smashed the homie. nooooooooow aint that some shit !! lol so because i so called smashed the homie i got dumped. but it clearly happened before the two were even " homies ". its like come on ,, our relationship was coo we were like bffs but that OLD ASS SHIT killed it lol. after i almost felt ashamed but i snapped back and realized that it was a mistake and if i gained a lesson from it thats all that mattered. and i also realized ole david was a weak nigga.
the second time i soo called smashed the homie ,, i wasnt worried about how i would be looked at because its just sex. its never that serious. i talked to this one boy got tired of talkin to him ,, his friend looked cute figured id smash ,, smashed and kept it pushin.
in some cases smashing the homies is shady. but in others its just something that happened ,, happens ,, and will always happen. so if your lover smashed the homie dont judge them because of it ,, look at it based on what they learned from it . . .
shall we meet again ?



AWW SHIT GOT DAMN FUCK YOU BITCH MUTHAFUCKING FILTHY CUNT ASS HOE NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

have you ever just wanted to scream ,, over and over until you go fuckin horse. i do. today is just one of those days where i dont wanna be bothered. like damn give a bitch some space lol i aint a bitch for noo reason i want yall muthafuckas to leeaaavvve me alone. there is only one emotion that can drive you to this egde im bout to fuckin jump off of. l o v e . . . yea bitch just cuz imma gangsta who rocks out with my cock out dont mean shit,, thugs need love too lmao. naw its just man. how can the same emotion make you feel like you on top of the world then the next minute make you feel like you aint shit from a bum's ass. emotions are always extra sensitive like your heart is a fresh 3rd degree burn even one lil touch can hurt. i think i have it bad because i rarely open my heart up AT ALL. i bust my nutts ooooh bellliiieeeeveeee dat lol but love iono ? i aint the mushy type ya know not ya average all on the phone every five mins but this time its different. i dont think ive ever been in love before because this feels wayyyy different i can usually control my temper or tears ( stfu so i cry too lol ) but im totally outta control =/. im just venting because im sure none of my friends wanna be bothered with my love issues lol. uhhhh what to do what to do

shall we meet again


OMGGGGGGGGG !!!! i know yall prolly like damn pejai you tooo !! yea stfu i got the new moon bug ,, well maybe just a thing for jacob , played by taylor lautner!!! the movie was sooooo goood lol it actually comes out tomorrow but the wonderful nordstrom had a promotion in bp ,, you know me made a few moves got dev and i tickets. the movies was packed i meeeaaaannn like sardeeeeeeeens in that muthafucka lol. any who iono what the big fuss is about "edward" , played by robert pattinson. he is like all small and shit lol i swear he look like michael jackson lmao. he so damn ugly he start giving me gas in the damn movie lol. and "bella" , played by kristen stewart ,, oooh i aint even gone speak on her ,, thats one weird lookin cant fuckin act ass broad lol. the movie was good but man i was like wtf can i see a lil action lol like they got jacob all oiled up in shit hell they barely had tongue action in that thang lol. but hey every vampire movie aint true blood and every movie period aint porn lol ... o welp really breaks my heart lol. im really tired tho i got court in the morning ,, yes imma drug dealer bitches lol naw j/k. before i cutt out immma leave yall with a few pics and yall all better go see new moon then come to b.p nordstrom and buy some new moon shit SHIT lol hooollllaaaaaaaaaa !!

shout out to jaena ,, emillie ,, and devin !!
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