8.16.2009

IS YOUR SHIT TOGETHER ?

ok so besides the fact that t.i is in jail he is knowin for his lyrical skills. i was going through so of my old cds( yes cds im no mp3 girl ) i ran around his song with lil kim " get your shit together ". in the song t.i states :


" Now we can ball seven days, six nights
If tht head and that pussy hit right
Hey, match ya panties with ya bras get ya shit together
Go get ya hair and nails done get ya shit together "


and of course my dumbass was like ok
head and pussy right - check
hair and nails done - check
and most of all match my bra and panties - CHECK !!


being the random person i am ,, i twittered " all women so match their bra&panties everyday ". . . and boy did pple reply back !! all my males followers we like OH HELL YES EVERYDAY PREACH PEJAI ,, but my fellow ladies said the opposite lol (sadly). . .i got replies like : unless he buying em i aint matchin nuttin everyday. . or like i dont have time for that. it honestly disturbs me. when i say match your bra&panties i dont mean just for your man i mean for you too!!! its nothing like getting dressed to music dancing around in your matching blue lace thong set. or coming home after a long day of skoo or work and stripping down into your girly pink stripe boyshort set. i mean commmmeeeee on its like the next best thing then seeing yourself naked!!


dont get me wrong i was once guilty of the whole tacky undergarment epidemic. when i was 18 i started going out to parties and wearing corsettes ( i love how my boobs look in them) because i thought it was sexy. i then began to even collect em. but i thought to myself i cant wear these darn things everyday ,, hell i can barely move in them !! i stopped wearing them out one because it was getting old and two i had got a boyfriend. like everyone knows im a freak i only date my kind - freaky boys lol. my boyfriend used to want me to send him naked pictures. i wasnt quite comfortable with that at that particular moment so i would put on a matchin pair of bra and panties and take pictures. he used to get soooo turned on !! it drove me insane ! i guess seein me in a set created some kind of fantasy in his head .he would begging me to keep em coming. lol because it was a long distance relationship i used pics of me to keep his eyes off other chicks. i used to go out and buy $150 of matching sets and send him random pics of me in them like a couple times a week. but by me doing this i started to turn myself on.(i know right) then a light bulb went off in my head : if i get off seeing myself in a sexy set i can just picture a guy getting off !!


im sort of a tease ( well .... a huge tease) and i knew this could be a tool for me !! i thought i was jumpin on a ban-wagon but apparently no female was on it ! lol after i broke up with my boyfriend id hang out with guys i wanted to tease and tell them how i always match and watch their face light up. they would say most girls would say i dont have time for that. but ladies i didnt say it was easy. and i mean the print of the set doesnt even have to match. you can have a black bra with red roses throw on some sexy black panties(example to the left) !! its easy. and everytime you go shopping try to go and buy just one matching set then before you know it you will have a million. i think every woman should do it at least 4 days out of the week at a min. because the female body is beautiful and why not dress up it. you can put tracks in your hair and wild designs on your nails but you can match your bra and panties ?? not only will you began to feel sexy but it will set a standard for your boo. if you guys ever break up he is going be soooo mad that his new bitch doesnt have the basic tone color set from vikki secrets on thursday or that new zebra set from fredricks on on friday or that hot see through purple lace set from betsey johnson on on saturday. its not fuckin rocket science sheeeitttt ! in the words of nicki minaj STEP YOUR PUSSY GAME UP ! shall we meet again tomorrow ??


8.08.2009

SOME REAL SHIT




wsp with all this " every nigga aint shit " talk ?? bitch why are you getting at your nigga for shit you are lackin on ?? this blog is not to be confused,, let me set it straight im not tryna bash females but its some shit yall hoes need to understand. ( excuse my french i have a foul mouth if you didnt already know )

ok so i have this friend (lets call her rita) she is dating one of my guy friends ( lets call him jay ) who i quite close to and understand very well. anyway she was upset with him because he had been giving her alot of attitude lately. i asked her why he was actin like that let me tell yall what she said " oh he mad we dont see eachother and i dont be wantin to fuck no where else but the bed " im like but thats yo nigga tho right ? and she had the nerve to tell me yes lol. so yall know by now im like super confused. how you date someone barely see em and you aint letting him fuck and act surprised when the nigga be acting funny or act hella shocked and outta control when the nigga run off and cheat. see this is where muthafuckas get me twisted and say imma freak or some shit cuz ill fuck MY nigga where ever MY nigga wants to fuck .sex is everything i dont care what nobody say!! shit we grown everybody know fuckin is in right now. the last thing my nigga gone be mad about is not getting no sex. ESPECIALLY IF YOU MINE !! the problem is broads wanna be ina relationship but too quick to say what they wont do. ive came up with a list if do's and donts.

1-fuck yo nigga right
3-do not NOT fuck yo nigga
2-fuck yo nigga right
and 4
FUCK YO NIGGA RIGHT!!!
to some degree all niggas are doggs. feed that doggnigga good and he will come back and keep coming. simple as that. and when i say feed him i dont mean just food him kipples and bits i mean feed that nigga good head ,,good convo,, money(if you got it) pussy all that shit. some if yall lookin like money??!!,, that bitch pejai trippin. but if he really yo nigga from jump and yall alll solid and in love like you say yall are then doing those things shouldnt be an issue. but if you like well my nigga dnt do all that for me there are too things you need to do. either cancel that fuck outta that nigga (why you fuckin with somebody who aint gone give you 100%) or (for the pple who in love and cant leave *cough*cough BULLSHIT)keep giving until you give sooooo much all he can do it give to back. but dnt ever half way stop doing shit. if you gone fuck with him fuck with em if you not you not. dnt get mad at your boyfriend and stop fucking him but always wanna talk on the phone and shit. cuz the next bitch gone come along not say shit and smash yo nigga shit in then you gone be wondering where the fuck he go?!. everything you wont do please believe another bitch would !!! before you get in a relationship you need to understand that when you in a relationship there is no you me or i it's us and we allllll day. and ask questions get to know a nigga reeeaaallllyyy get to know a nigga before you be tryna get wifed cuz that nigga can be scott peterson or mike tyson or some shit. but most of all look at yourself. are you selfish? do you really know yourself well enough to give yourself to another person? all this " niggas are doggs" talk can be avoided with two things time and common sense. shall we meet again tomorrow ??