KNOCK KNOCK : Get Yo Ass Out The Closet Foo ( what you dont kow could kill you )

downlow:
is used to describe the behavior of American Black men who have sex with other men, as well as with women, but who do not identify as gay or bisexual. The term has its origins in African American slang but such behavior is not exclusive to that group. The term was popularized in the late 1990s and after by a series of mainstream media reports emphasizing the danger of such men transmitting AIDS to their unsuspecting female partners.

example: "Of course he's on the DownLow, he's BLACK." ( from urbandictionary.com)

yall should know me by now ,, today was a regular day off consisting of slapping music. for some odd reason i decided to listen to eminem and to my surprise the song " cleaning out my closet " came on. of course i turned it to damnnear the max volume. i sign in to twitter on my pc and NOT to my surprise i start seeing some " suspect shit " ,, you know when a nigga secretly saying he is a booty bandit. right when i seen the suspect shit the chorus of the song came on.

" . . .i said im sorry mama i never meant to hurt you but tonight im cleaning out my closet . . ."

another thing yall should know about me i think everything is gay lol. so i heard the word closet and at the same time was reading that suspect shit ,, and it went together like a fuckin math equation : "closet" + suspect shit ( that gay nigga on twitter) = D.L ,, then DING ,, the lightbulb went off BLOG TIME!! ummm humm nigga imma be talking bout yo undercover sweet crispy cream ass lol. naw bout forreal i feel like this is a topic i shoulda been hit. so here we goooooo : )

NOTE: i talk shit. its just how i am. i understand its a time and place for it so thats why i do it here. so if i say fagg bootybandit or anything of that sort doesnt mean its ok. but i dnt go around yellin it to gay people. thats just mean !! so if your gay and you are reading this ,, dnt take it personal ok :-*

so in the last couple of years being gay is becoming more and more open. more females are turning into lesbians and experiencing things with a woman. but what about the men ?? i know everybody remembers the boy in grade school who always played double'dutch or made up dance steps with the girls on the play ground. when he came out in highschool everyone wasnt shocked ,, shit people didnt even care because they already knew. but what about the boys who were the star bball or football players. or the guys who just was hella cute and had all the damn chicks !! why is everyone so surprised when he comes out the closet. shit like i said he had all the chicks lol maybe he wants niggas now lol. this past year my bestfriend devin and i have been a witness to the most downlowish shit ever !! lol its funny to me how guys over due it to try and prove they arent gay but all they do is make themselves look more homo lol.

speaking of funny Aaron McGruder creator of the boondocks has turned the whole downlow shit into a funny ass cartoon. these clips below are basically exposing the d.l side of the rap industry in a damn right funny way. the cartoon also expresses how rap icons influence the youth. todays rappers portray you have to be " thug ,, hard ,, and goon" .. so being gay isnt an option especially for a black man and YOUNG black man at that !!

funny right ? lol but can we blame our young black men tho honestly ?? first its already being hard as a youth black man in america. this goes way back into history during slave times. black male slaves and to be strong and work hard for their masters and if you didnt it i guess it made you less of a man. just like today if you got skinny jeans on your gay. if you dnt have a thug mindset your gay or homo or soft. but what people fail to realize most black men on the d.l were once criminals being thugs living that life and learned homosexual behavior in prison.

our black men get caught in the system because as children they werent taught to be men ,, so they have things in our society like hiphop to look up to . living out plies or lil wayne lyrics ,, getting placed in the new age slave system (prison). picture yourself a man who had got sentenced 10 years in prison. you began to have sexual incounters with a man and enjoyed it ,, do you honestly think you are gonna tell your family ? why not keep it on the downlow right ? i know alot of gay men who desire straight men and feel special if a straight man shares their "homo side" with them. i also know alot of gays who use men on the d.l to their advantage. there are some gay guys who blackmail men in order to get material things or just to feel some such of power because the gay community is sometimes potrayed as weak or under straight people. now there is nothing wrong with keeping secrets and totally nuttin wrong with being bisexual but there is something wrong with it if you decided to harm others. example : having unprotected sex with both your female and male partner. black women are dying everyday and a large reason why is because of these downlow black men. it is not right for a man to have a long term or shit short term female partner who he engages with in sexual intercourse without a condum right after he does the same with another man. its not right whether its a man or female. AIDS is killing black women at an alarming rate. not just because of downlow men. yall know some of yall broads are dumb and be slipping up lol. but it makes me not even want to have a relationship with any man because of the fear . here are some clips from the bet documentary they speak on the dl through every view.

i was on youtube reasearching more stuff about this topic and i came across a young black gay man by the name of yumi who expresses his views on the whole dl epicdemic. . .he also went around ,, such as bet did in the videos above ,, asking people about hoe they felt etc. . .

people especially teenagers ned to understand that sex is dangerous. regardless of who its with itf its unprotected your life is at risk everytime. this blog isnt to just bash men on the down low ( because i know some of yall are reading) ,, but if you protect yourself at all times you will be fine. but this blog to educate my peers and everyone who reads my blog to understand that the downlow is real and many men around you are d.l men and you dont even know. to my men on the downlow understand that it is important to stop living in denial. nobody gives a rats ass if you fucking brad pitt but people do give a damn if you bringin home shit to them. i have two friends that living with hiv right now because of careless mistakes. no one is blam but yourself if you dnt take precaution. the signs are always there. pleaseeee pleassseeee practice safe sex and a lot of it lol ,, shall we meet again ??




OH!!
before i cutt i want to leave you all with a video of suspect behavior . . .


lol ok i know im wrong for that but shit lol ITS SUSPECT !!

BETTER GRAB AN UMBRELLA

Two words : female squirtting.

some people see that and say "ohhh hell yeaa !!!! " and some may say "that shit only in porn its fake" . . . and i dnt blame them i didnt think it was possible until one night i made it rain! Lets just say it was straight el neeeeenyo lmao. The shit is real pple and its bomb !!! Along with it being totally fuckin awesome you can also have mixed emotions afterward ,, like whethered you pee'd or not !!!

A female's ejaculate is expelled from the urethra(the same place where urine comes out from). When i read that i thought fasho i pissed on ole boy lol. But after reading a few articles i found that studies show that the clear liquid from the glands or urethra sponge isnt urine at all. It's not pee bitch lol it sometimes has a strong musky smell. It might even smell like pee sometimes but not always. But i also read that if your not in complete control over the PC (pubococcygeus) muscle, its mostly likely ur gonna rkelly someone! one way u can avoid providing your partner with a golden shower is just takin a simple piss before sex. Its very hard to tell whether your gonna pee or squirt because its feels the same at first but reeeeeeeeelaaaaax eventually you will learn the difference between the sensations.


If your a guy or lesbian im sure ur thinking ,, how can i make a bitch bust like a lawn sprinkler lmfao. Weeelll there are many ways ,,some women can ejaculate or "squirt" through clitoral stimulation (i fall here) ,, or through other sex play like penile penetration or even titty sucking !! But the most effective way is through G-spot manipulation with ur fingers. Yes the hands are more magical than the almighty brain lol. The first time i felt like was about to squirt i had a vibrator against my clit on full speed but because i was so unfamiliar with "squirting" i stopped because i thought i was gonna peepee lol. the second i actually was recieving oral sex and the finger treatment at the sametime. I didnt know shit about a G-spot until that night lol.


At the same time ,, he began to eat my pearl (ghetto voice) then stuck his two fingers (index and ring) inside with his palms facing up. Its been stated that once you stick fingers about a inch or two in a vagina ,, you will hit a round ball of skin ,,that's the G-spot. He musta hit that shit and started stroking with pressure. What caught me off guard was that he used his other hand to press down the area between my belly and pubs as if he was tryna see if he can feel his fingers in my pussy through my belly !! After about a few mintues i felt like i was reaching toward orgasm's hand lol. Then BOOOOM THERE IT IS!!! i started to ejaculate. As i rubbin my clit fast for the release that shit was like spray going everywhere. I dnt even think he knew what was going on because he jumped back with eyes wide open and tongue rolled out like a red carpet. It had to be as much as a cup full ,, honestly i thought it was never gonna stop !! Which it didnt because the three rounds after consissssssted of me watering his carpet lol.

I know it sounds all easy and shit but sadly to say most women cant squirt. Every woman does has the biological anatomy to squirt but sometimes it may be more difficult. For multiple reasons : not intouch with herself ,, not feeling the moment as much as you ,, being tense ,, or things outta her control like weak pelvic floor muscles or hell you prolly dont have the magic touch bruhbruh lmfao. If you wanna experience this rad ass shit practice ,, whether it be with toys ,, fingers ,, tongue or dick lol. Practice makes perfect - at least this pratice is fun with a sexy coach lol.

Shall we meet again ?

Yummmyy

during my little mini vacation in la ,, i drove all the way to culver city from northridge to drop some dickhead off and came across a store called Pure Delish. I thought to myself oooo geesh another over the top porn store with horrible outfits and cheap looking toys with some guy as the cashier/manager.
as devin and i walked in we were completely blew away. everything was soo girly and pink ! it wasnt like any store ive been in. (take it from a a girl who is always in adult stores buying movies ,, toys and etc..) in the middle of the store was a stripper pole with cute pink chairs surrounding as if a go-go dancer was getting ready to perform.
oh!! and the customer service was greaaaaaat! i know alot of people usually feel uncomfortable coming into an adult store ,, because they usually arent in touch with their sexual side or in touch with themselves period. but the customer service was like we were even in a store ,, as if we were at home. i feel soo bad because the lady that helped us ,, i forgot her name ,, but she was a TOTAL DOLL!! she was a cute strawberrie short cake honey with a hot pink short hair cutt! she was all dolled so cute you couldnt help but want to dress up right along with her !! she showed us so many cute get-ups ,, sexy candy ( a huge chocolate penis sucker ) and the toys !! half the toys Pure Delish carried i had never seen. i was so used to seeing just the regular 3 speed toys when she started explaining the toys and how they worked i felt like a 5 year old kid in toyRus! One toy actually caught my attention it was a strap on vibrating starfish that can be used to tease the clit while having intercourse ( i know what a treat right !! ) the image to the right shows the butterfly version. this a hands free strap on made from soft silicone and is water proof !! and yessss i bought it people!! i felt it was a must have for my pleasure lol.

after purchasing my new cute ass toy ,, the lovely store owner began showing me halloween costumes and how soooo not pricey they were !! she had everything i could ever want in life in her store !! because i didnt live in the area she explained to me how Pure Delish just launched a website. and let me tell you ladies the website isssss to die for darling !! the site has wayy more items then the actual store !! i mean from footwear ,, sexy gifts ,, bridal items ,, a for him section ,, wide range of costumes ,, swimear ,, accessories ,, club wear and theeeee list goes on!! i want every gurl to know about Pure Delish !! so get like martin lawerence and run tell that !! if you dnt have just a lil Pure Delish in your life ,, you pretty much suck = p . This company doesnt degrade women it makes each woman understand there is nothing wrong with being girly ,, sexy and comfortable with your sexually !! im all about sex and exploring so why not explore in a sexy lace too-too from Pure Delish !!!
Here is a little from Pure Delish in their own words :
( from pure delish website )

About Us
Pure Delish began in 2000 when we first began selling privately to go-go dancers and exotic dancers in the New York City area. We worked with New York's hottest night clubs to establish theme nights, and made sure the club's dancers always looked their best. With the owner's dance background, and an eye for fashion, Pure Delish became an overnight sensation! We became known in the industry has having the best prices in town, and grew our business the old fashioned way: with great customer service. In 2001 we launched a website and by 2003 we had opened our first store in Long Island, NY. After some ups and downs within the company, we decided to move our operation to Southern California to re-focus our energies and go back to basics where we could spend less time worrying about managing a store front, and more time making our customers happy.

Our newest venture, puredelish.com, launched in 2009 to delight customers with a new, fun way to explore their sexuality. At Pure Delish, it is OKAY to want to play. We feel that the bedroom is your kitchen, and we want to help you whip up dessert! We invite you to ask questions, and to try new things. We strive to provide you the best prices on the most innovative products, in a fun and comfortable environment.

We also looooooove working home parties. If you have never had a lingerie/toy party, you are in for a treat! Nothing is better than grabbing your best girl friends together for drinks, laughs, and girl talk! Let us host your next get together where you and your friends can shop in a safe environment, all while you earn free stuff! Contact us at parties@puredelish.com for more info.



The Cupcake Club


We still love our dancers!! Is your profession is in the club or adult industry? Are you a go-go dancer, burlesque performer, exotic dancer, adult film star, or do anything that pertains to the adult entertainment industry?

Join the Pure Delish Cupcake Club! Contact us at cupcakeclub@puredelish.com. We offer a variety of discounts, promotions and services to help out our customers in the industry. We understand what is it like to HAVE to spend a portion of your pay on clothing and accessories, and are here to help! We will do what it takes to earn your business, save you some money and keep you as a loyal customer!


Do not hesitate to contact us at service@puredelish.com. We would not exist without your continued support, and sincerely thank you. Be safe and have fun!

PureDelish.com- Making Mouths Water Since 2000


p-s: what can you do to help Pure Delish
go on the website or if you in the la area head over to culver city
and write a review for Pure Delish ( type in pure delish location culver city ). you can also keep up with the Pure Delish blog !! www.puredelish.com/blog ! thanks for the support guys!

Got Paul ?

yes yes yes yall its the man himself ,, for those of you who dont know Paul Alexander Pugh beeez the name and all the hott shit you aint never heard or seen beeeez his game. this dude is the reason why i even started a blog. this past labor day weekend he opened his apartment to devin keiana and i. not only is he fuckin rad but he is the coolest house host ever lol !! between keiana throwin up on his carpet ,, me spilling pinkblush on his bathroom rug he still remained his cool. lol of course he had a few guest over the gurls and i didnt mesh well with ,, paul still made us feel at home =]. nothing is ordinary about this guy you name it he does it. dont be surprised if you hear him as a local radio personality or hell on tv!! i just wanted to say paul thank you sooo much for the good time and laughs ,, for always showing me love and supporting my blog. when you see this dont thank me for it because you deserve it !! ilydude :-*

pauls facebook - search paul alexander pugh

pauls blogspot - http://theepaulpugh.blogspot.com

pauls twitter - http://twitter.com/theepaulpugh

Santa Monica

this past labor day weekend the gurls (devin & keiana) and i decided to go down to la for some fun....here are a few photos of us at the beautiful santa monica beach enjoy =]

IS YOUR SHIT TOGETHER ?

ok so besides the fact that t.i is in jail he is knowin for his lyrical skills. i was going through so of my old cds( yes cds im no mp3 girl ) i ran around his song with lil kim " get your shit together ". in the song t.i states :

" Now we can ball seven days, six nights
If tht head and that pussy hit right
Hey, match ya panties with ya bras get ya shit together
Go get ya hair and nails done get ya shit together "

and of course my dumbass was like ok
head and pussy right - check
hair and nails done - check
and most of all match my bra and panties - CHECK !!

being the random person i am ,, i twittered " all women so match their bra&panties everyday ". . . and boy did pple reply back !! all my males followers we like OH HELL YES EVERYDAY PREACH PEJAI ,, but my fellow ladies said the opposite lol (sadly). . .i got replies like : unless he buying em i aint matchin nuttin everyday. . or like i dont have time for that. it honestly disturbs me. when i say match your bra&panties i dont mean just for your man i mean for you too!!! its nothing like getting dressed to music dancing around in your matching blue lace thong set. or coming home after a long day of skoo or work and stripping down into your girly pink stripe boyshort set. i mean commmmeeeee on its like the next best thing then seeing yourself naked!!

dont get me wrong i was once guilty of the whole tacky undergarment epidemic. when i was 18 i started going out to parties and wearing corsettes ( i love how my boobs look in them) because i thought it was sexy. i then began to even collect em. but i thought to myself i cant wear these darn things everyday ,, hell i can barely move in them !! i stopped wearing them out one because it was getting old and two i had got a boyfriend. like everyone knows im a freak i only date my kind - freaky boys lol. my boyfriend used to want me to send him naked pictures. i wasnt quite comfortable with that at that particular moment so i would put on a matchin pair of bra and panties and take pictures. he used to get soooo turned on !! it drove me insane ! i guess seein me in a set created some kind of fantasy in his head .he would begging me to keep em coming. lol because it was a long distance relationship i used pics of me to keep his eyes off other chicks. i used to go out and buy $150 of matching sets and send him random pics of me in them like a couple times a week. but by me doing this i started to turn myself on.(i know right) then a light bulb went off in my head : if i get off seeing myself in a sexy set i can just picture a guy getting off !!


im sort of a tease ( well .... a huge tease) and i knew this could be a tool for me !! i thought i was jumpin on a ban-wagon but apparently no female was on it ! lol after i broke up with my boyfriend id hang out with guys i wanted to tease and tell them how i always match and watch their face light up. they would say most girls would say i dont have time for that. but ladies i didnt say it was easy. and i mean the print of the set doesnt even have to match. you can have a black bra with red roses throw on some sexy black panties(example to the left) !! its easy. and everytime you go shopping try to go and buy just one matching set then before you know it you will have a million. i think every woman should do it at least 4 days out of the week at a min. because the female body is beautiful and why not dress up it. you can put tracks in your hair and wild designs on your nails but you can match your bra and panties ?? not only will you began to feel sexy but it will set a standard for your boo. if you guys ever break up he is going be soooo mad that his new bitch doesnt have the basic tone color set from vikki secrets on thursday or that new zebra set from fredricks on on friday or that hot see through purple lace set from betsey johnson on on saturday. its not fuckin rocket science sheeeitttt ! in the words of nicki minaj STEP YOUR PUSSY GAME UP ! shall we meet again tomorrow ??